This product is no doubt the worst product i have ever purchased on Amazon. It's the worst $10 I have ever spent...EVER! When I procede to slice a banana, the product does not work properly. I've tried buying different sizes of bananas, different colors and all, but every time I slice it, the product fails me. Do you know how terrible it is to have an odd number of banana slices in my cereal!? It breaks my heart! When i eat my Wheaties in the morning, I would love to enjoy a banana, and savor every bite with that banana sliced goodness, but with this product, I simply don't get the satisfaction. This product does not supply me with and an even number of sliced bananas in my Wheaties and it throws my entire day off.... This product has gotten me fired, caused my wife to leave me, and my kids wont even talk to me, all because of the odd number of banana slices in my Wheaties and it just ruins my life! Save yourself the trouble people.. DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR LIFE TO BE RUINED FOREVER! Don't let this product fool you with the even number of 18 spaces for slices..it sure as hell doesn't give you 18 slices. Darn you and your odd number of banana slices in my Wheaties!Thursday, January 10, 2013
$10 for this odd crap!?
The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
This product is no doubt the worst product i have ever purchased on Amazon. It's the worst $10 I have ever spent...EVER! When I procede to slice a banana, the product does not work properly. I've tried buying different sizes of bananas, different colors and all, but every time I slice it, the product fails me. Do you know how terrible it is to have an odd number of banana slices in my cereal!? It breaks my heart! When i eat my Wheaties in the morning, I would love to enjoy a banana, and savor every bite with that banana sliced goodness, but with this product, I simply don't get the satisfaction. This product does not supply me with and an even number of sliced bananas in my Wheaties and it throws my entire day off.... This product has gotten me fired, caused my wife to leave me, and my kids wont even talk to me, all because of the odd number of banana slices in my Wheaties and it just ruins my life! Save yourself the trouble people.. DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR LIFE TO BE RUINED FOREVER! Don't let this product fool you with the even number of 18 spaces for slices..it sure as hell doesn't give you 18 slices. Darn you and your odd number of banana slices in my Wheaties!
This product is no doubt the worst product i have ever purchased on Amazon. It's the worst $10 I have ever spent...EVER! When I procede to slice a banana, the product does not work properly. I've tried buying different sizes of bananas, different colors and all, but every time I slice it, the product fails me. Do you know how terrible it is to have an odd number of banana slices in my cereal!? It breaks my heart! When i eat my Wheaties in the morning, I would love to enjoy a banana, and savor every bite with that banana sliced goodness, but with this product, I simply don't get the satisfaction. This product does not supply me with and an even number of sliced bananas in my Wheaties and it throws my entire day off.... This product has gotten me fired, caused my wife to leave me, and my kids wont even talk to me, all because of the odd number of banana slices in my Wheaties and it just ruins my life! Save yourself the trouble people.. DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR LIFE TO BE RUINED FOREVER! Don't let this product fool you with the even number of 18 spaces for slices..it sure as hell doesn't give you 18 slices. Darn you and your odd number of banana slices in my Wheaties!
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